I figured, what the heck. Heres how LadyJ won.

Author: Kitty_Kat

Date: March 4, 2002

by Kitty_Kat
3-04-02
Hey LadyJ, Did you know that we are out of food?
Well, sorta. I noticed a strange rumbling in my stoumach.
I just wanted too know if you would help me find food
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Why are you looking at me like that?
mmmmmmm