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by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Have you ever noticed how one of your socks always gets lost in the dryer?
Look, I REALLY don't care.
I mean is there like some kind of goblin that takes them away to his evil lair?
Life is too short to worry about one of your socks and static cling
You know your right, life IS too short to worry about socks. I should worry about the price of gas!
Why won't you go away?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Victory thy name is Alien!
Not if I have anything to do with it
Taste matter-scrambler ray fool!
What have you done to me?!

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
I need to see the all powerful master of knowing
he's busy
When will he be avialble?
When he's not busy
Today's lucky numbers are.. 12 23 44 and 7! Thanks for playing
Darn, off by one

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Look, if you don't let me in I'll be forced to black mail you
I have nothing to hide
Remember the New year's eve party were you dressed up like the easter bunny and gave "eggs" to people?
Go on in
Just don't tell anyone
Well now i have to

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Are you the master of all knowing?
This I am
Is it all right if I ask you a question of great importance?
Absolutlly
Where is my remote?
Underneath the sofa cusions

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
}-{1! \/\/l-l47z ^ \/\/ J00?
You do and you clean up the mess
ROLF!!! You're funny, want to hang out sometime?
I'll consider it
Later that day...
So I like said to him "man you need to get a life, all those comic books are like cuting into to our fun" and he like just set down the comic book and was all like "I think we should see other people"

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
And out of nowhere this dork with a green hat comes up behind of my brother and just sucks him up
Man, it's tough being a ghost sometimes
True, ture
Want to go scare someone out of thier wits?
You know it

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meoooow
Meow?
Quack

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Have you ever played Halo?
I wish, I can only aford a LameBoy color
Have you ever bought a proche?
You are correct sir
Have you ever worn your underwear on the INSIDE?
No

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
I *ZZT* need *ZZT* help
You can try the robot factory
I *ZZT* need *ZZT* help
Go on in
I *ZZT* need *ZZT* help
Did you ask the fairy?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
And that was Skippy the water sking squirrel with the weather
In other news local police are looking for a 5'9" brown haird crimnal that just broke out of prison
......
This just in the crimnal was found at a dippen doughnuts threating the mascot for "Messin' up my pumas"
hehehe, that was close

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Salutations, Kitty
Oh my god! how did you end up in the trash can?
Well...
Earlier that day...
"Dear Mr. Stick, Your house has been repoed and your dog ran away -Signed Repo guy" oh fudge bars

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
HAAAAARRRR!!!!!
I was once Jesus you know
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.... and i was the mix rabit
HAAAAARRRR!!!!!

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
"A ninja must be like the wind, invisable"
I wounder what's on TV tonight
HI-YA!
AH!
AH! A GHOST!
Stupid ninjas

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Hello, it has come to my atention that we chickens hate goats
And, i might add, we goats hate chickens
Billy goat
Chicken little
HAHAHA this was my best comic yet

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
What do you look like?
Well some people call me hott, but i think its just all my charming good looks. What do you look like?
Well some people say i look like a model but i highly doubt it
Im sure you would make a great model, you'd do better then i would
aw thanks, would you like to meet some time? if so when?
sure, 4 o' clock at the park sounds good

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
i hope he likes my new sweater
A while later
hi! Are you "Dustin18"?
Yep, are you "munkylemons23?"
Yep, you look really great
Thanks, i like your sweater

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Pumpkin, I have been thinking.
About what?
About Kitty, she hasn't talked to me lately. Do you think she's mad at me?
I highly doubt she's mad at you. Maybe she's just been busy.
Do you think i should go see what's wrong?
Couldn't hurt

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-15-04
Hello, Kitty
Hi, what's up?
I was woundering why you haven't been talking to me lately
Well, I've been thinking and it's just not working out between us. I found a great guy who has a good future. so im sorry but im calling it off
I WILL find this person

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
What time is it when an elaphant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence
What time is it when an elaphant sits on your house?
Time to get a new elaphant
Time to get a new elaphant
ha, funny. one would get a new elaphant because it keeps siting on things

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
Your time has come
*gasp*
Welcome to hell, your new home
It's not all that bad
Your internal punishment shall be one of biblical perpotions. You will have to pass 400 kindey stones

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
So what your saying is, when the A-bomb drops and wipes out every living thing except cockroaches and cher, we will be the true rules of this earth?
Yes, we will serive on eating twinkies and coca-cola
Exalent
Indeed
Want to go eat some grabage?
Sure

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
Mr twitters, I have to speak with you
*chirp*
I'm afraid I have to sell you to have enough money to pay the bills
*chirp*
I will always remeber you Mr Twitters

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
I hope my new owner is a good one
Mr twitters, I'm home
*chirp*
Buhahahahahaha

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
Why wont he go away?
Hey, what's your shirt say?
"I'm only singal cause the clowns keep stealing my girlfriends"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
So what do you want to do tonight?
Why did i pick him over Mr Stick?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
A professor and his assistant were working on these two negatively charged hydroxyl ions and the assistant says "wait professor. What if the hydroxyl ions don't except the salicylic acids?"
and the professor responds "that's no hydroxyl ion that's my wife!"
.......

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
While the master of all knowing is talking to the grim reaper I'll attack his most prized bird
(The master of all knowing) Mr Twidders, I'm home

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-16-04
"Dear Mr. Stick, I have made a horrible choice. The clown only wants me for my body, but you liked me for who i am. If you have it in your heart to forgive me meet me in the park at 4. -signed Kitty"
Later....
Kitty! I'm so glad you've decided to come back
I missed you a lot Mr. Stick. I should have never of went out with that clown

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
So i say to him "hey, those aren't MY chickens"
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey.. what do you think your doing?
so what your saying is that tempons are ment for that?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
You see the 3rd matrix was all about how neo had to beat himself, his evil side, adent smith. smith is his end but neo is the begining. and in the end neo ends up beating mr smith by becoming him
Dat wack foo
the war ends because neo asks for peace between them and the humans. but he had to beat smith before the robot leader would call it off
word
so are you going to watch it?
no way man. just listening to you gave me a headace

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
i think ill make him a fly zombie princess
what is he staring at?
close enough
duuuuh

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
uh grandma, i don't feel to well, can i stay home from school?
No and hurry up your going to be late for the bus dear
uh grandma, i don't feel to well, can i stay home from work?
No and hurry up your going to be late for sch-work

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
ooooooh
annoying little pupet
The next day
who is this? and why does he have a pupet on his head?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
::typing::
www.jabathehut.org/rant
Welcome to jaba the hut.com rant page
::typing::
What's up with the things in his jar, i mean are they like frogs or like some kind of frog like things?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
So what your saying is that once the mole men buy lakers front row tickets they'll try to take over the world, yet the only person who can save us is you?
Yup, the mole men like the lakers and jack nickelson
That is a little far fechted. I highly doubt mole men are going to take over the world. Besides is it even basketball season?
Well, I'm not sure, but that's all i know for now
Your taking medication right?
....maybe....

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
That my friend is a high toxic acid eating threw your shoe
Fin
Nuckle bonkers

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
Miss Defualt person, I'm sure your aware of the matrix
Yes, I am fully aware of your plan to destory both humans and robots Miss Other defualt person
good then we can get down to busines faster. If your aware of why I'm bringing you to the matrix is to get coffee
noooooooooooooooooo!!! is i decafe?
no
AH! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
It has come to me that you have been stealing office supplys from the suply room
yeah, what about it
you're fired
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I love my job
ow...

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
You see, the meaning of life is simply to exist and ask questions, to think about your religon and question it to see if its right for you
*bawgak*
The best you can do to make your life more meaningful is to do very well in school and try hard to do your best and find someone to love you
*bawgak*
And you must keep you body in great shape so you don't end up disgusted in yourself
why is she talking to me?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
What.... is your name?
Aderina: princess valkyrie
What.... is your quest?
I seak the magic goblet of doom and peace
What.... is the average weight of a astrailian platypus? ---------- corecct you may pass
uh, 50lbs?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
After meany pairls she reachs the middle point
I move... for no person
are you going to move or do i have to get my friend to move you for me?
Do your wro---------- AGH
see ya wouldn't wanna be ya

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-17-04
2 years of aimlessly woundering hte destert she reachs her Quest end
AH! finaily, my quest is over!
the magical goblet of doom and peace
what are you staring at? and what are you going to do with that jar...?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-18-04
::hampster dance theme music::
Whoop whoop, go hampsters go hampsters

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-20-04
<3
E>

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-29-04
*BUZZZZZ*
Where is that buzzing noise coming from?
*BUZZZZZ*
Whoa!
*BUZZZZZ*
Wuzzzzz hapening?
I'm going to need a big fly swatter

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-29-04
So, if you're the master of all knowing, then do you know how to telloport things with your mind?
Indeed
Hahahahaha
Later..
umm, where'd my clothes go?

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-29-04
What question do you.. have for.. m-
Uh, what the heck did you do to me?
Ha, don't know that do you, Mr "i know everything to anything"

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-31-04
*kung fu fighting* -Foo fighters-
Everbody was kong fu fighting... there were fast as lighting
*bohemian rhapsody* -Queen-
Is this reality.. or is this just fantsy? cought in a land slide
*baw-wit-da-baw* -Kid rock-
Baw wit da baw da bang da bang diggy diggy, diggy said the boggy to up jump the boggy

 

by Kitty_Raven
5-31-04
oh great, her again
salutations
hello, Kitty
you know im not sure how i even got this way...
Five years ago
now to test this cellular reconsruction ray
*beep beep beep*

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