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by Kleenexwoman
11-15-03
How are you, my son?
Damn good, thanks. I took your advice.
What advice did I give you?
I licked my black rabbit. It was good.
Um, I told you to kick your crack habit.
Why the hell would I kick it? I love that black rabbit.

 

by Kleenexwoman
11-15-03
This is me.
Maybe I can get my own apartment.
I'm getting out of high school in less than a year.
Then I'll be on my own. I'll set my own hours and pay my own bills.
Obviously I'm excited.
I'm dead.

 

by Kleenexwoman
11-15-03
Hey, Tom. How's the party, mate?
Get out of my face, you fucking fascist.
What's wrong, luv? Bad beer?
Don't talk to me that way. This beer is piss. And there's no curry.
If this is dumb, keep in mind that I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's nothing but the best, mate. Brewed right here by good citizens of the Empire!
Ever since the National Front ran all the immigrants out life's been shit for the rest of us.

 

by Kleenexwoman
11-15-03
While taking a walk to clear my head, I just happened to run into my counselor from school.
Well, Rachel, how are you doing today?
He was very kind and offered me advice.
Not too well. I'm worried about my grades.
You know, if you try getting off crack, that may help you improve your grades.
It didn't really help much.
But I don't take crack.
Try kicking the habit anyway.

 

by Kleenexwoman
11-16-03
The only time I ever tried acid.
Oh crap.
I got this from my little brother. He made it himself!
My best friend got to see the ghost of John Lennon. She doesn't even like the Beatles.
Um, I loved your work on the White album.
Walrus.
I hallucinated a Young Republican.
I want to go home.
Flat tax! FLAT TAX!!!!!

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