'Twas Days Before Christmas

Author: KnightAttack

Date: December 8, 2006

by KnightAttack
12-08-06
December 8th
As I was saying, how can anyone really believe in Santa Clause, I mean, the Dude is So Fake!
Now, Let Me see Here....Hm, This mint looks goo...ARGH! WTF? Santa?!
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas Final. I heard you didn't believe in me anymore you SOB!
I don't know who the fuck you are, but get the hell out of my house, or I'll shoot you.
Ho Ho Ho! Why does this always happen to me? All I ever wanted to do was bring Holiday Cheer...Oh Well, Guess I'll go scare Teal Next!