All comics by Knoddy

 

To wank or not to wank by Knoddy 5-27-04
Knoddy is taking part in another high intelligence convo Knoddy: /me wanks Suaver (times wanked: 1) Suaver: /me wanks Knoddy (Times wankeR : 238938298920934928529)	Iceball kicks in... So...basicly you were saying you've wanked 238938298920934928529 people...or times...does that include self-wanking? Iceball: I'm not sure it does...i think he wanked that many other people	...and finishes the match If we include himself the number would quadrouple you read my mind...

 

The return of Assassin by Knoddy 5-27-04
ROCK welcomes back an old member Crimson_viper: All hail DRK-Assassin	and does it with style! He has finally come home!	Hydrax: Yeah, spreading his mighty anus to once again help Rock with a powerfull push Assassin: Grrrrrrrrrr...

 

Suaverbot by Knoddy 5-27-04
Knoddy is on to some suspicious shit... Knoddy: Oi! teh 1337 Suaver is in control of the ROCK bot! WTF! I'm NOT! Shoshuro show him i'm not!!!	Shoshuro surpisingly obey's... Shoshuro: WTF Suaver again ok i'll help him one more time...*inserts text into bot* (20:03:18) <@ROCK> Suaver is teh n00b	Suaver takes the piss Suaver is Cookies@cp321958-a.venra1.lb.home.nl...ROCK is ROCK@cp321958-a.venra1.lb.home.nl... Errr... i have to reboot!

 

The Jedi returns... by Knoddy 5-27-04
IE gets unlucky IE: OMG i lost my |AFK tag! Cappy: Jay!	...And Cappy gets very lucky *feels naked* now where's my camera??? *takes some pictures*	the truth about IE's lightsaber... i actually look better without clothes Thely: OMG disgusting

 

HQ is heavy duty... by Knoddy 5-28-04
Knoddy is reviewing applications in ROCK HQ Knoddy: OMG 8 new appliacations on ROCK site... we are clearly the leetest alliance around!let me see...wtf... Application 1 : Warrior press 1 to accept, 2 to denie	Aha...warrior...he's not gonna fool me! *presses 2* other applicants waiting: 1.Warrior 2.Blueflash 3.compact 4.concordia 5.john 6.suny 7.sunny	hmmm...i'm gonna chill a bit...Fck this i'm just gonna say Shoshuro is in charge... Reason for joining: I join? i member? i have nap proposal, we attack u, u protect and don't attack us

 

Ass-Ass-in by Knoddy 5-28-04
***Now talking in #Eclipse***Knoddy and Hydrax are waiting for assassin to quit irc before they attack his planet Yo hydrax? you here m8? yeah come over here...i'm hiding behind assassin...he's a fat bastard anyway!there's plenty of room for our secret HQ next to the bar and piano behind here too	HQ is being put up ok then m8 *shuvs his tent pole up assassin's arse*boy it's hot out here...too bad the smell is unbearable good, now let's wait till he quits...i also wanna promote knoddy's book: how to insult HC and get bashed...available for one 14.99$	and risk their lives for the ROCK alliance WTF...our HQ is getting windy...is he getting active again? No, man i think it's just afterburn from the last eruption down here...

 

A hot piece of machinery by Knoddy 5-28-04
A bot's life... Defender: yo Orbital! wazzup dude? I'm kinda sad...	Even bots have problems... Oh my you wanna talk about it? Whatever...it's just i've worked hard all round... and now the engineer told me the hard work has made me as impotent as a dead ox...can you imagine? i was a hot piece of machinery just a few days ago	Needed upgrade for planetia round 8: extra long and flexible arm and since he told the girls they're like: 'go wank yourself, lame ass bot!'...i've heard about you too... but my arms are too stiff from inserting defcalls...but hey...MY SCHWANZ IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOURS, DEFENDER BOY

 

Pwnage since 1982 by Knoddy 6-01-04
Shoshuro is bragging about himself again... I'm telling you Suaver i've been pwning ever since 1982! Whatever...unlike you i have a life...	Knoddy enters the HQ Yo f00kers what's happening? anyone want a banner? whatcha think? Shosh is talking crazy stuff again...i think he should lay off the retsina	/me pwns Shoshuro (times pwnd: 007) Wtf he sure showed me...is this the end of Shoshuro?

 

PAX beta by Knoddy 6-01-04
Knoddy is searching for a PA beta target with Obli Yo Obli i'm looking for a target to send my DE at? try 4:2:5 he has 700 roids!IF it fails who cares? it's beta...if it works: Cock in his face!	At ETA 1... Ok i'm ETA 1 now let's see what gives...WTF i'm attacking the #15 planet and i'm #450 Bollox...he's on to me	... WTF i pulled 5 secs before tick Whatever...n00b

 

Beta, part II by Knoddy 6-02-04
X-com is having trouble logging into planetia... it just won't work i tell you... Cynaz:Yo dude maybe there's something wrong with your browser or sumthing	No way dude! i just keep getting:'Input the wrong login information' and i'm sure it's all there*is bored and starts a fire* WTF he's going nuts *puts the hose on him*	Obliderate to the rescue! Obliderate: You trying to log into planetia beta? that would be while you got problems...it ain't running atm...... FFS...

 

The scripting monkey by Knoddy 6-02-04
X-com is having trouble using his 1337 scripting abilities oh shit...;'.l/adpl-private -off FFS ...nipplehead...	and Knoddy puts a halt to it go to bed, fuckup	Knoddy u is norty damn right

 

I like big butts by Knoddy 6-02-04
Knoddy is once again making nice banners... mAdAnA: use the bottom of that pic...its big! Tauc_Redfox: What's that mAdAnA? your bottom is big?	Knoddy: well TR big bottoms can be s3x3h! I like big butts and I cannot lie..	CJ puts in some random words in the conversation... How about hanging tits? CJ: Those smal ones make me cry

 

X-com's tits part I (check next comic for part II) by Knoddy 6-02-04
X-com is taking the piss X-com: <[BaD]Knoddy> if you want something with tits you should go fluffle tyger|study or X-Com <---- or u could suck on knoddys kobby if your mouth is big enough that is	I was jusr proposing an alternative for the average guy...all i know is he has tits I don't FFS!	TO BE CONTINUED Cobramaximus: Ok... i'm confuzed now!is X-com fat and male of just female? Male, fat and female...but only in weekends

 

X-com's tits part II...this is not the end of it! by Knoddy 6-02-04
I don't have tits ffs LIES...	FU Knoddy That's 2 lies...in 8 seconds...	TO BE CONTINUED Cobramaximus: Ok...i still haven't found out... ok ok...

 

X-com's tits part III (this could go on a while...) by Knoddy 6-02-04
k...he's male and doesn't have tits...*cough*LIES*cough* lets just assume he's telling the truth, but think our own of it	NEw recruit Smash enters the room hi dudes lo smash..welcome to the conversation "is x-com a male with man boobs or a female without boobs	TO BE CONTINUED The fact that he has boobs is for sure...we're guessing if he's either fat or female... Sorry it's hard to keep track...i need a diagram!

 

X-com's tits...final part...(this was waty better on irc) by Knoddy 6-02-04
Diagram? erh..X-com+boobs = A. fat B. Female X-com: FFS i'm a well build male!	What cup? I'm like a A-	THE end! SO...when A is smallest.. and you have A-...they must pop out your back? Nuts to this let's just have a poll on forums...

 

Samurai's suck goat? by Knoddy 6-15-04
Bliss' is showing off some pics Chazmer: do i wanna know what u lot r talking about :P DriveSand: Probably not	Drivesand to the rescue! bliss`: pics and music	Bliss': 1, Drivesand:0 DriveSand: Lies bliss`: blow a goat DriveSand

 

Life in the planetia division by Knoddy 7-01-04
Caledan expects 24/24 readyness Caledan: Antic|zz wake up plz ....ZZZ....	Taj|ZZZ wake up plz zzzz....	tune in next week, for more wake up calls by Caledan! Kregor|zzz, guru|zzz wake up plz zzz...zZZ...zZZZ...

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