All comics by KolleenMcG

 

halloween by KolleenMcG 1-10-04
... uh...	you take halloween too seriously.	could you like, call an ambulance? no we have to stay in character

 

keeping the zombie thing going. by KolleenMcG 1-25-04
	youre not the crow nope.	so. i'm a shitty zombie? looks like it

 

the girl in ghost world was a know it all bitch by KolleenMcG 2-11-04
umm... this bus doesn't run this way anymore you're wrong.	no, i mean it, it stopped running 3 years ago you don't know what you're talkign about.	three hours later shit, that stupid bitch was right.

 

the misadventures of fmichaellaureal by KolleenMcG 2-12-04
damn you damn this immoral type stuff and damn me for not being kerouac who in my opinion is the best writer not to mention my idol and	did i mention that my cousin was the chick who showed her tits in romeo and juliet and then i fell and hurt my groin and my damn roommate didnt give me cash for bills damn her and then	damn all this shitty ranting is making me naocious

 

Donnie Darko was a pretentious piece of shit (for Joe) by KolleenMcG 2-13-04
October 31 1988 donnie it is halloween and you still haven't done shit. have you even been paying attention to what i told you? yeah.. sort of... what was it again?	6 hours left ALL YOU DO IS LISTEN TO TEARS FOR FEARS AND TRY TO GET LAID! What about the end of the world? oh yeah i forgot about that.	October 1 1998 fffffffffuck see what you've done? now the world has ended and its your fault. beats getting smooshed by a jet engine.

 

fmichaellaureal gets put in his place volume one by KolleenMcG 2-13-04
little does he know, his world is about to come crashing down. i will only star in movies that i myself have written and produced becuase anyone else will stifle me creatively and i will explode into a vortex of nothingness.	um, excuse me, but exactly how much pretentious bullshit do you think hollywood will let you generate when you can't even spell fourth grade vocabulary words?	being a genius is such torturous gloomy torture. your idiocy isn't that easy to contend with, either.

 

fmichaellaurel in love #1 by KolleenMcG 2-17-04
at a party that no one invited him to... hey baby. i am an existential 28 year old with the vocabulary and grammatic skills of a 7 year old retarded girl. may i "examinate" your private area? for i think i am in love with you. um, i think you may have used the word "examinate" incorrectly.	allow me to quote bright eyes excessively and mutter nonsensically about winning money on scratch tickets and krispy kreme donuts. i ahve to go over there now.	a sad, emo ending... why must i always write her a book?

 

i love the eighties by KolleenMcG 2-17-04
		love, love will tear us apart... again.

 

Brian's Engaged by KolleenMcG 2-22-04
i proposed to theresa for our anniversary. i got her an engagement ring and a video game in case she said no. how'd that go?	i proposed to theresa for our anniversary. i got her an engagement ring and a video game in case she said no. how'd that go?	no she said yes. but the real question is, did she like the video game?

 

the other one fucked up so here is brian is engaged... again by KolleenMcG 2-22-04
i proposed to theresa yesterday for our anniversary. i bought her an engagement ring and a video game (in case she says no). how'd that go?	she said "this ring is crap" and threw it at me. hehe.	no, she said yes. but the real question is did she like the video game?

 

the passion of the christ. by KolleenMcG 2-24-04
hi i'm jake from the christian high school and i'm writing a paper on mel gibsons new movie "the passion of the christ." what did you think of it? i thought it was wonderful, a moving depiction of what christ sacrificed for our salvation.	and what did you think of it? i thought it was glorious, though graphic. jesus is our one TRUE KING!	uh, what did YOU think of it? i thought it sucked. go see "catch that kid instead."

 

a day in the life of jimbo and kolleen by KolleenMcG 2-25-04
i can't wait for my porno "young girls who suck cock" to arrive in the mail. it did arrive but it isn't "young girls who suck cock".	what is it then? "six black sticks and one white trick."	what? i am enraged and will write an angry email (secretely i am super-excited). so am i.

 

fmichaellaurel reviews "THE PASSION" by KolleenMcG 3-01-04
after seeing "the passion", fmichaellaurel goes on a babbling rampage i really liked the new jesus movie did yo know that my cousin olivia who i shamelessly plug constantly was mary in some movie no one saw but it is in my opinion the best movie of all time and damn god... i died for YOUR salvation?! You're a fucking fool! I am embarrased that my father let some awful creation like YOU slip through my fingers.	i really liked the new jesus movie even though little children where there which is wrong because it was just violent and if i wasn't so amazing i probably would have pissed my pants ( i actually did) the almighty lord should strike you mute, you hideous fiend! you are hereby excommunicated: you are too annoying and offensive to even molest.	i really liked the new jesus movie even though it was brutal but damn am i glad there was no satan character because satan is so eligent and graceful that hollywood just would not get him right. shut the fuck up, fool. you don't know me! i'm not any of those things! god, youre pompous! (sets fmichael on fire)

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