fmichaellaurel in love #1

Author: KolleenMcG

Date: February 17, 2004

by KolleenMcG
2-17-04
at a party that no one invited him to...
hey baby. i am an existential 28 year old with the vocabulary and grammatic skills of a 7 year old retarded girl. may i "examinate" your private area? for i think i am in love with you.
um, i think you may have used the word "examinate" incorrectly.
allow me to quote bright eyes excessively and mutter nonsensically about winning money on scratch tickets and krispy kreme donuts.
i ahve to go over there now.
a sad, emo ending...
why must i always write her a book?