You people are so good to me

Author: Korshyadoo

Date: March 8, 2001

by Korshyadoo
3-08-01
This letter came for you, but I opened it anyway. It says you're being deported. Is that a problem, or what?
But I love this country too much to leave now.
Will you marry me? I need to avoid getting deported.
Oh, baby, I'd love to, but getting married to you would be like getting kicked in the nuts: I don't want it to happen.
Will you m-...Nevermind, it's not worth it.
What. I no float your boat?