Kack! PASSION OF THE CHRIST PT. 1 FIRST BLOOD

Author: Kr0n1c

Date: June 25, 2004

by Kr0n1c
6-25-04
Well let me count my drawer make sure I aint short and shit....$1, $2, $3 ... whats this? Canadian nickles?Jesus Christ again.
JESUS CHRIST!! Its really you!! YES!! Score!! So like I get three wishes now right?
Yeah its me kid so... Huh??... Wishes? Um Im Jesus... you know savior, messiah, "died for your sins".
For my first wish I want a pony. Than a banana and jar of vaseline than blah blah blah....
Look kid. Im not a gennie. Im your personal Lord and Savior. So if you got any Lepors, hungry masses, demons needing to be cast into swine etc etc.