Kack! #9

Author: Kr0n1c

Date: June 28, 2004

by Kr0n1c
6-28-04
Welcome to Slarby's. What can I do you for.
Yes hello my infedil friend. I would like for me please 1 pork Slarby-Q with extra pork and American cheez. Also an order of freedom fries.
Ok so... Wait a minute! Your that Bin Laden guy! Im not serving you shit. Besides your muslim your not supose to eat pork.
Im not supose to fuck goats either but do you see that stoping me?
HA HA! Holy flying shit! Thats funny! Well from one goat fucker to another I salute you! Let me go get your food... he he he...goats.
Ha! My superior turban protected brain has out smarted you my stupid Crusader friend. I dont fuck goats I fuck Camels! Score one for the jihad!