FTC #39: The Dummy's Curse

Author: Kr0n1c

Date: July 5, 2004

by Kr0n1c
7-05-04
HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag!
*GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY!
Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something!
Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen?
Later that night we find our hero alone when he makes a terrifying discovery...
*thwap thwap thwap*Yeah whos your Daddy BITCH! WHOS YOUR FUCKING DADDY!*thwap thwap thwap*... wait a minute... Im blind. OH MY GOD IM FUCKING BLIND. NOOOO!!! DAM YOU ZELDA!!! DAAMMM YYYOOOUUU!!!
Oh wait a minute. I have the lights out! Heh heh heh oh man. Now where was I? *thwap thwap thwap* Oh my God! *thwap thwap thwapthwapthwapthwap* OH SHIT! YES! YES! *POOT* YYYEEESSS!!! *SPLOOGE*