BTC 12 Template : How America Came To Be Pt.2

Author: Kr0n1c

Date: July 25, 2004

by Kr0n1c
7-25-04
The 80s.. the 70s to I think... no wait just the 80s... aww fuckit.
Hey Im gonna give you these weapons to fight the russians and Iran. Im not giving then to you because I care I just don't like the godless russians. Make sure you use them on your own people! Enjoy!
Yes! Score! Thank you my western friend. Please come again.
Now! Yippppie!
I come again. Good news! Im gonna free your people by bombing the shit out of them! How about that? And it has nothing to do with oil! I swear!
*sniff* America I love you *sniff* set me free!
...and that is how America came to be.
Thats rad!