CC192: These bombs are not mine. Get me a lawyer.

Author: KungChiFu

Date: June 12, 2003

by KungChiFu
6-12-03
Camp Xray... Gitmo, Cuba...
All right, what's your story?
My name is Mohammed al Jahazin el.
Says here you are a Saudi citizen and were captured in Afghanistan working at Taliban HQ.
I was just returning a bomb I found strapped to my body. It wasn't mine! I want to see a lawyer.
You want a lawyer?? Yeah, that'll happen. I'll get right on that, like a vegetarian with a meat milkshake.