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by Kunkel
5-16-04
Bush and Blair: Rebuliding Of Iraq UN Meeting, somewhere outside Grand Rapids, MI
My name is George W. Bush. And i am the man, im gonna turn the entire Middle East into a gaint waterpark. Ahh my right hand man Tony Blair!
Masa Bush, i have finshed the sweep in search of Sodamn Insane, can i get kiss kiss now, Masa Bush you are so manly and ima gonna do everythangs u says
Shiite Planing Carnage in Desert of Iraq
This is my greastest creation, Prasie Allah, I Muhammad Kimosabi Mustaffa have created a machine the will bring down America i call him Martial Arts Riveting Intutitive Animal or M.A.R.I.A.
DoWn WiTh AmErIcA.....BzZzZt...WaNg...SkEeRt...cough cough. it is hot in this costume muhammad. oh no here comes american troops
6 hours later in a prison in the Iraqi Desert
well muhhammadd, now that ive dressed you in absurd clothes, now im gonna make you perfrom arcane and indecent sexual acts so i can take pictures and send them to CNN
wat can ya do......

 

by Kunkel
5-17-04
Oprah and Twinkle
i am Oprah Winfrey but u can call me Brown Sugar
I....have...a...penis, but oprah thats fucked up
The Penguin from that Disney movie and a TV
some times a penguin wants to feel sexy
tonite on 20/20 as the increasing number of transexual midget grandmas grow at an exponentail rate each year, meet the task force thats been assmebled to hunt them down
how frosty really died
OH MY GOD.....

 

by Kunkel
5-17-04
A wreck......
omg....look at that wreck, its horrible, is that a leg under that dump truck
ugh....ahhhhh...ooo
she fell
Are you okay, whoa wheres your legs.
my legs...oooo...ahhh
man thats bad.....Jesus
what...

 

by Kunkel
5-17-04
Why cant we all jes get along
Why do birds
suddenly appear
even though we hate each other we need
evertime you are near
just like me
sexual healing
they long to be
close to you

 

by Kunkel
5-17-04
It is your time Mr. Nut Nut
aww man really, that sucks fo real, but i know i can get a wish before i go.
VERY WELL MR. NUT NUT
i want the best sex from a human woman
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
Finnally!!!
Hey sweety, i can suck a tewnnis ball through a straw

 

by Kunkel
5-17-04
Makin love..oooo...yea...go Mr. Nut Nut
ooo yea ooo yea
u like that daddy.. si si si poppy aii si si si
"IT IS TIME NUT NUT"
aww man.
good bye Nutters
THE END
U aint got no money, im gonna kill you ass, bitch......
Mr Nut Nut: help help McNasty: I got you ass Mr.NN : You ass MCN: Bang Bang, muthafucka

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
Early Years
Enoch begat Ishmaiel, Ishmaiel begat Raul, Raul begat Antonio Banderas
Reformation Years
REPENT OR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL, REPENT OR DIE YOU WILL DIE 1000 TIMES IN HELL BURN SINNER
Today
ive got some special thing planned today, special things for me and special things for you too.

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
The Ressurection
i have dies for your sins
Allright, thanks jesus
The Crusades
I will lead the crusades and the europeans to take back the holy land
nvm.....run
The Massacre
Ahmed....NOOO

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
Why the world needs gangsta rap
my pants are on fire like a giant watermelon, but i am sane so not ask me the reason cos the awnser is too abstract. Wrap you mind to the bongos. Man
poop. chesse. turban. shoes
My mind is an alligator with retro shoes. Im like an ol blind man that has the blues, you cant teach the teacher but you can sure as hell try. watch the egg in the pan fry fry fry
poop. chesse. turban. shoes
wat do you think. finger man mexican. if u ask i will start to ryme again, i have shot the sheffrif but i will not lie. i have been nesting with turtle all day and night
......fag

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
hey monkey, wats goin down.
can i have a bite, monkey?
Self Realization
u know this strip is going nowhere right
yea......

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
so.....how much
1 doller
sweet, hold on a second lemme get my money.......wha
damn.....

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
eh......
omg....wat is he doing
hey coulda stop staring im tryin to eat my pickle
wha....huh.....my bad zonin out no worries
people dont zone out and stare at people he is so lying
bitch.....

 

by Kunkel
5-21-04
Socrotes and Budda having a discussion about there 1st
Yea ive had sex before
really, who?
here she come
baa..

 

by Kunkel
5-23-04
Somewhere in an Al Queda Traning Camp
stoopit americans they will never expect bomb inside babies. hahaha
gaa..
wait....why did baby turn into TNT, maybe we shouldnt have bought these babies from the USA
beep.....beep.....beep......bee...
prasie allah

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