Always trying to lend a helping hand

Author: Kupo

Date: February 27, 2001

by Kupo
2-27-01
Oh my what happened to you?
Don't give me that shit! You cut the brake lines in my car.
No I didn't.
Yes you did! I watched you climb out from under my car and you said you saw a cornut under the tire. Why did you do it?
Yea Ok, I did it. I was just helping you. You're always late getting to places and removing the brakes seemed like a good solution at the time.
Oh really? Then how is removing the seat belt and putting shatter on impact glass in the windshield supposed to help?