Hearts 4 - 1 Hibs

Author: Kurashima

Date: January 29, 2006

by Kurashima
1-29-06
Dad, stop bothering me. Cant you see I have a really important viewpoint to discuss here on the GD forums?
Look son, its Saturday afternoon, we have tickets for the derby match, and i think you spend too much time on that computer.
Football? Pah, i only pay lip service to that now. Its far too heterosexual for me.
Look son, i wont tell you again. Just because Uncle John touched you down below when you were seven doesnt make you gay.
*SLAM*
Hang on, I dont have an uncle john.