The Retirment of God.

Author: Kurashima

Date: September 28, 2001

by Kurashima
9-28-01
Son , ive had a thought. Its time i gave up being God. Ive decided to retire to a little chalet in Switzerland. I even prepared the spare room for you for when you come to visit.
DAD. For fucks sake. Youre the creator of existence. You cant just up and leave.
Ive made up my mind son. Ive organised a replacement though. Hes sensible , religious , and offered to do the job for no money.
Bill Gates? Prince Charles? George Bush? Dad , please tell me you chose the pope .......
OH BOY OH BOY. Have you heard of planetarion? Its wonderful , it brings joy to so many , and now i can spread it to EVERYONE in the world with a thought. I may even manage to get a roid cap they like
*sigh*