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stickys bad day, part 3 by Kwaksplurge 1-19-03
An hour of grueling torture takes place... ...and so, the importany thing to remember is not to overwat- Um...could I go to the toilet!	Just imagine away the knife, okay. Um...that's against the rules. It'll take up valuable torturing time... Oh...I'm sure I could bare to be away for a few minutes.	Well...that was easier than one would expect.

 

Stickys bad day, part 4 by Kwaksplurge 1-23-03
Now I have some time to myself I must find a loophole! Hmmn, this part looks promising...	Damned sould must not look for loopholes in the contract or they will spontaniously combust. ...and, no. reading it in the toilet won't save you.	I think that's bad.... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Don't try to under stand it. by Kwaksplurge 1-23-03
A woman talks to the shop keeper of CHEEZ R UZ This cheese smells.	THAT'S 'COS IT'S BUM-CHEESE!!!	Fair enough.

 

Advice by Kwaksplurge 1-24-03
That's supposed to be me down there, okay. Hee hee, I'm having fun with strip creator. I would have appreciated a much tighter story. It tends to go off from topid. Each comic doesn't advance the story along at all. In fact, It seems like you didn't even plan out the story at all!	Eh? An effective comic series is a grueling operation filled with hours of planning. You need full outlines detailing what will happen and how each comic will advance the next.	This comic was dedicated to the good advice of Crabby, thanks for that. I'm taking a break to do some planning. :) *SOB* It's true! It's all true! While I didn't find this series to be spectacular, I have faith that you will learn from your mistakes and return with a comic series worthy of sme sort of hall of fame. GOOD LUCK!

 

Stickys bad day, Part 5 (I think) by Kwaksplurge 2-15-03
YEEEEEK! So, thought you could escape could you??	Um...yes...actually... Well...you can't! Not while that contract is still in existance!	What if it got engolfed in flame through your doing? erm........DAMN!

 

Stickys Bad Day, the thrilling conclusion! by Kwaksplurge 2-15-03
After much legal stuff... YIPPEEE! freedom!	Most importantly...I've learnt my lesson. From now on I'm never doing anything without thinking it through!	Well, that was a rushed ending...

 

A scary comic! by Kwaksplurge 2-15-03
		My god, that's scary.

 

A Christmas carol (Alternative title: improvised crap) by Kwaksplurge 3-08-03
At AsianGirl2's Aquarium... Could I please have some water before I bloody DIE?? Damnit, no! I have to think of the water Bills. Now get back in your tank!	Now that';s sorted out I'll go to bed. Dum dee doo...	AHEM. GOOD GOD! It's the ghost of my long dead employee! AsianGirl1!

 

A Christmas Carol 2 by Kwaksplurge 3-08-03
You must change your waaaaaaaaaaaays. But I've just got them back from the dry cleaners!!!	... No, I mean you have to stop being evil. OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE MEEEEEE! Is that a ghostly porche you just drove in with?	Don't change the subject! Sorry.

 

A Christmas Carol 3 by Kwaksplurge 3-08-03
You will be visited by three spirits! Good, I could use a drink.	...	The first thing you'll have to change is going to be those awful puns!! I just think my sense of humour is above you!

 

A Christmas Carol 4 by Kwaksplurge 3-08-03
I'm going now! Bye.	Good God she's gone!	I SAID I was going! Have you no sense of drama??

 

A Christmas Carol 6 by Kwaksplurge 3-08-03
Notice how this title is a reference to Leisure Suit Larry. Lello. Li am ler glost of clistmas arse! I see...	Wherec would you be without me to point out the jokes for you? I tlake loo to slee your arse. !	Well, probably reading something constructive away from a moniter but... Just take my hand. NO!

 

A Christmas Cabbage 7 by Kwaksplurge 3-09-03
There's no punchline for this one. Oh right. PAST! Okay, ghostly prostitute. Show me my past.	So I'll entertain you with this joke Q: What did the man say when he fell off his bicycle? Oooh arr, I hope my cabbages arn't being eaten by dem pet fish of my next door neighbor: ASAINGIRL1 Good god! It's my past self!	A: AAARGGH! Ohhh, cabbages! I remember now! It's all coming back to me!

 

A Christmas Carol 8 by Kwaksplurge 3-09-03
NOOO! MY CABBAGES!!!	Your pet fish destroyed my cabbages! So sue me!	....Good idea! DAMNIT!

 

A Christmas Carol 9 by Kwaksplurge 3-09-03
Slo, dlo loo relembler? Yes. With the money I made I got radical cosmetic surgery and started up my own company with AsainGirl1	Lats len it arll stlated. Lour gleed! Ah, happy days.	Les...LO! ooohhh. I remember the feel of the cash, the smell etc etc.

 

A Christmas Carol 10 by Kwaksplurge 3-11-03
I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT! HO HO HO! Oooh! Christmas presents!!	No...the gho- SHUT UP!	But- PRESENTS, NOW!!

 

A Christmas Carol 12 (Yeah, so I lied.) by Kwaksplurge 4-08-03
I will show you the present! Okay.		That was it. Wow! I feel like I've been on an incredible roller-coaster ride/ LSD trip without even going any-where.

 

A Christmas Carol 14 (Since the number 13 offends some ppl) by Kwaksplurge 4-09-03
I still don't see why I should change my ways! Maybe THIS will convince you!!!	And the ghost of Christmas present whipped open his coat! You're going to offer me sex if I change my ways? No! Just look at the scary children I have revealed!	The girl is sluttiness and the boy is just a wanker!

 

A Christmas Carol 15 (Powered by The Google Translator) by Kwaksplurge 4-09-03
But, which has that, which receives, for with everything to do? Everything... and nothing.	Do they avoid the question? How you trust me from such a thing accuse of!	Yes.

 

I don't understand politics. by Kwaksplurge 4-11-03
Sir! We've reduced Iraq to cinders, creating a post-apocalyptic nightmare world where all survivors wish they were dead! And...um, we didn't find any weapons of mass-destruction... Really? None at all?	No. .........	Oh well...

 

Lies. by Kwaksplurge 4-11-03
So, you see. I can read minds!! Fascinating.	What a wanker.	She's falling in love with me!

 

A Christmas Carol TEH EDN OV TEH KOMAKS 4 GUD!!! by Kwaksplurge 4-11-03
I realise things have been a bit off-the-story lately. That's becuse A Christmas Carol is OVER! SO SOD OFF!		I'm serious!

 

Comedy goldmine! by Kwaksplurge 4-11-03
Bobs Restaurant meal ordering thingie speaking.	Yes, Hello. Can I order a meal?	No.

 

I hope this is tasteful... <:-{ by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
Hello. Yo, wassap??	RACIST! Um...no. I'm black.	NIGGER! *sigh*

 

TEH ROBOT HAS TEH BRAAAAAINS! by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
I enjoy Llamas. DOES NOT COMPUTE!	I also enjoy sheep DOES NOT COMPUTE!	I also enjoy kittens. I'm not even going to bother this time.

 

A Christmas Carol 23 by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
So, have you decided to change your ways yet? You still haven't given me a good reason why I should.	WELL! Maybe this next spirit will convince you! THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE! *gulp*	*Shuffle scrape thump* *Enigmatic silence* ARGH! OH MY GOD! Hang on? That's just you in a robe?

 

A Christmas Carol 24 by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
No it's not! Errr...I mean: *Enigmatic Silence* C'mon I know it's you!	*Enigmatic Silence* Just admit it!	*Sodding enigmatic silence* I'll give you a biscuit.

 

A Christmas Carol 24.5 by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
*Enigmatic silence* Mmmmn, cooookie!	Must.....resist!!! Yummy cooooookie!	So AsianGirl2 eats the biscuit. GgNnnNnngHh! Mmmm. That was Taaaasty.

 

A Christmas Carol 24.98 by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
*Enigmatic silence* Y'know, I've just had a thought...	*Enigmatic silence* Is Christmas even part of my religion?	*rustle scrape thump* OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...SHUT UP!!!! HAH! I KNEW I COULD MAKE YOU TALK!

 

A Christmas Carol Epilouge. by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03
I've sodding had it! If you want to go to Hell it's fine by me! I don't mind that.	Why not? Because Hell isn't in my religion either!	AaAArRRrGGGHHhHh!!!!! And God bless us. Every one.

 

StripCreator Board Game. by Kwaksplurge 4-15-03
Penis puns: Come up with 30 decent puns on the selected synonym for 'penis' in 3 seconds or be sodomised by a pink donkey. Ohh...well deary me. It would appear that I am without puns...again...deary deary me. How silly of me. Now get that viagra down you, Donkey. ARGH! We COULD have bought a chessboard like he said, but NOOO I had to be more adventurous!	Complain to brad about lack of porn on site: Get struck by lightning. G1v3 M3 T3h Pr0N 0R Y0o @m Sux!!!	Comics start getting repetitive: Comics start getting repetitive: Comics start getting repetitive: Comics... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! NOW IT'S SOMTHING ELSE!!!

 

Death by Kwaksplurge 4-15-03
I've been thinking about death lately.		It worked! Now I am alone to whatever I want to myself!

 

My poor attempt at trying to fit in with the other Strippers by Kwaksplurge 4-17-03
AT LAST! MY GREATEST WORK IS COMPLETE! BZZZT!	ASIANGIRL V.2 Bzzt, Sucky Sucky! BZZT!	Oh God! What have I done! *STAMP* *STAMP* *Groooooaaaan*

 

Computers are the source of all evil. by Kwaksplurge 4-18-03
LET ME ON THE GODDAMN COMPUTER!!! When I'm finished!	How long will that be? Soon.	Later... How about now?

 

SOD IT! The minute I become a donor I'm deleting this thing! by Kwaksplurge 4-19-03
This is Big Bruffer! Can Red Robot please report to the diary room! FOOLISH BIG BRUFFA I SHALL - HIM! Don't be a -ing - you -ing piece of -! That's not the -ing way to -ing win the -ing competition! You can't -ing afford to -ing let your -ing reputation slide anymore!	Well...what do you suggest? *whisper whisper -ing whisper - whisper*	We've been having some complaints. WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Poor robot! I shall vote for him. PUNCHLINE!!!

 

I REALLY like the Kaddar characters....and Fight Club. by Kwaksplurge 4-20-03
I hate my life. Want to start up a club where people fight to forget their troubles?	*FIGHTING FIGHTING FIGHTING* The first rule of fightclub, is you do not talk about fight club! The second rule of fightclub is you do not talk about fightclub! Oh my God! You and I are the same person!	*BUILDINGS EXPLODE* You met me at a very strange time in my life.

 

Note to self: THINK about comic before making it. by Kwaksplurge 4-23-03
I said no onions! SO?? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT???	Right way sir.	BOENUS KOMAK! SUMBODY HELMP! I HAVE MY HAND STUK TO MY CHIN! I cannot helmp you! Sins one of my hands is stuk down my trouzers and the other one is stuck in my nipple ring!

 

A tribute to Thwack! by Kwaksplurge 4-23-03
thwack.keenspace.com	NO PANTS! d00d!	Go there now!

 

I STILL don't understand politics by Kwaksplurge 4-27-03
We must stop all countries using nukes!	Sir! We found another country using nukes! What on earth can we do?	NUKE 'EM!!!!!!!!

 

Advice for Robots: NEVER ask how babies are made! by Kwaksplurge 4-28-03
	AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

 

Things not to say to an assain/ Hobbies for the invunerable. by Kwaksplurge 5-04-03
	HAHA! The joke's on you! I'm imune to all forms of pain short of of being c0rnh0led by a sandpaper d1ld0!

 

The truth about salmon... by Kwaksplurge 10-07-04
Well holy crap! Lookit what we has down there!!!	Good gravy! It appears to be a portal into anuffer dymenshun!!!!!!!111!! That's exactly what i thought.	Why, old bean! Cast your vision upwards! A parralel univurze!!!!11!!!! And that is why cheese do be stinky!

 

This really, really sucks... by Kwaksplurge 11-28-04
It's nearly December! That means the end of this year! Indeed! And next year will be different for us!! This year we're making a resoloution to change for the better and break free of our routines! Not like LAST YEAR...!	Last Year... Next year we will break free of our routines!!	And that's why we decided to become Transvestites!! BRATWURST!!!

 

Just leave me alone... by Kwaksplurge 12-13-04
Hey there! I'm going to jump over forty three burning trucks on a rocket-powered bucking bronco while holding a cup of deadly sulphuric acid!! Okay. But make sure you have a drink first to calm your nerves.	ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM!!!	This has been a message from the Society That Foils Unsafeness (STFU)

 

Bleeeeeeuuurrrgggghhhhh by Kwaksplurge 6-26-05
FUCK! I'm tired of being a pirate! This life is definately NOT for me... Well then. Why don't you simply leave, old chap?	That's a great idea!	Later... Being a pirate fucking ruled!

 

Random layout phunphest won by Kwaksplurge 6-26-05
The tale of the kind who was a perpetual state of explosion Whoo! I certainly am in a perpetual state of explosion!		Jesus, this stings!

 

Random layour Phaarrrrrrlol! by Kwaksplurge 6-26-05
Oh no! I've made such an effort to be good all year! But if Santa sees me like this I'll never get that Emily the Strange backpack I asked for!	Alright. I'll just back away slowly. He'll never even know I was here...behind him...in my underwear...After a night of hot sex with three of his reindeers...	Who'd have thought mince pie filling would be such a great lubricant. Wait...I've just realised I'm saying all this out loud! SANTA CAN HEARS ME OH NOES!1!!1 I'm actually masturbating to it!

 

Random Layout HAPPY JOY FUNTIME SPUNKFEST! by Kwaksplurge 6-26-05
Oh! Half a bench. I'm beginning to think our relationship isn't working out.	You only seem to be half the person you used to be...uh...your personality is wooden I...uh...uh...	This has very limited comedic potential...

 

Random whatever by Kwaksplurge 6-26-05
The time has come, Jerome. God...I'm sorry about this...	'Bout having to kill me. Don't worry 'bout it. You're jus' doing your job... Right...	Why you takin' so long? I@m HAVEINMG A STR0K3!!

 

No? by Kwaksplurge 3-19-06
I enjoy pulling my hair!	May I try pulling your hair? Certainly!	FLAMP!

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