The Friends of the Parasol

Author: LBH

Date: July 29, 2006

by LBH
7-29-06
Im going to kill Pat Boone, and I am assembling a crew of pirates to help me. Can I count on you?
What has Pat Boone done that is so bad?
He had recommended my favorite resturaunt to Satan, unleashing a swarm of freaks, messing up its family-friendly atmosphere.
Oh, I thought it was because of that stupid metal album he did.
Well, that too.
That punk is dead meat!!!