All comics by LOrEaLiE

 

by LOrEaLiE
12-10-02
mellie is waiting 4 her daddy to take her to the play ground when...
Hehehe...Ur funni daddi!
wut! im not ur daddi...im the wraith...im here to give u the death touch...
but... my daddi sed i'm too yung to die and that ppl shuldnt try to scare ppl...it's very mean!
and is there anything ur daddi dusnt do?
little mellie thought about it and thought about it....
no... but he taught me this...
ouch....he taught u well my dear... good day to u...

 

by LOrEaLiE
12-10-02
im bored wut shuld we do
hmmmm
hmmm
i have a hammer....wanna play pin the nail on the donkey?
umm i dont think i like this game...y do i have to be the donkey?
b/c i brought up the idea...so stand still.. i promise this wont hurt!

 

by LOrEaLiE
12-14-02
i hate u! how culd u do this to me... i hope u burn in hell!
well.. u c wha wha what had happened was...
wha wha what had happened was... u suck ass..
i had fell ryte... and she caught me an an and... umm i fell on her lips ryte... an umm..
good bye! i dont need this and i sure as hell dont need u!
wait i was playin come bak!

 

by LOrEaLiE
12-14-02
Monica's bak...
hoe hoe hoe little gurl and wut wuld u like for christmas?!
oh santa! ur sooo sexy... all i want for christmas is u...
back at the north pole...
may i help u?
yes, i'm mr. clinton. i was wondering culd i have a word w/ mrs. claus. we need to have alittle chat...
one moment plz
grrrrrr.. i cant belive her. and she gave such good hed too...

 

by LOrEaLiE
12-14-02
1969...
so dude ya wanna get like married.. have a fam.. and like shagg a lot!
sure y not? i needed sumtin to do anyways..
1984...
wow! who'da thot 15 yrs together and we'd finally settle down enuf to have a kid!
o i no. look at him i swear he's gonna b just like u!
2014...
hey mom, im glad u came can u bring me by a back of jacks.. im fresh out.
sure hunny. o if only ur father was still around to c u.. ur just growing up so fast.. wen did they say u culd get out of here? 10 yrs?

 

by LOrEaLiE
12-17-02
dawg! hey man so hows the babe front? i got this new chick ryte.. she's hot as shyt.. dawg!
hey im ight i'm chillin w/ this one chick she's pretty hot yea so wuts ur gurls name?
well.. she's hot thats all i know. i think its like kimmy or sumtin
thats fuked up u dont evn no her name..well my gurl is.. hey my gurls kimmy 2! w.t.f
hey kimmy!!
hey kimmy!!

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