Down in the dumps

Author: La_Ripper

Date: July 8, 2004

by La_Ripper
7-08-04
Hey man, what's up?
argh, my girlfriend dumped me.
Hey, so what? Sure, you no longer have the emotional support and the close friendship and the sex...can't forget the great sex, but now you don't have to deal with all of it
You want a drink to perk you up, bud?
Well, now i fucking do