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by Lamb_Prey
3-01-01
You never call me

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-01-01
You're it!
You're still it.

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-01-01
You did it, didn't you?
You bastard.
It was supposed to be my turn.

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-01-01
Do you ever wonder if we're violating any copyrights, just sitting here?
I didn't think so.

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-01-01
...so then I said, if you think that's funny, you should hear what the other guy said. And he said, What did the other guy say? And I said, What other guy? And he said, the guy you were just---
---brrrr, brrrr, now Johnny's lips they brrrrr. Brrrrriinnnng! Brrrrriinnnng! Brrrring it on, mama! Yo mama is a llama! Mah luv is lak a red red rose. Man, I love that stuff! That RedRose crap?
As soon as someone plugs me in again, he is going to pay. Pay and pay.
...so then the other guy said, You should see what the other guy looks like! And I said, but you are the other guy!

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-01-01
Okay, folks, I think we're going to start taking calls from the audience.
Did I mention I'm naked?

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-02-01
So I went to EBX and made one of those digital versions of myself for playing Counterstrike.
When are we going home? I want to play games, dude.
I thought, it'd be so cool to see myself in a game. I mean, to make full use of my DSL.
What games have you got?
I don't know about low-ping, but he certainly is a bastard.
I want to spend some quality time with Gabriel Knight. King's Quest rocks! You have the Infocom Classics CD, right? We're talkin' Yukon Jack 24/7!

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-02-01
Where are you going?
Someone's at the door.
Who is it?
Matt Groening.
Tell him he can't come in. Or his attorneys either.
Actually, it's a squirrel.

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-02-01
And you are?
Are you Mr. Bongo?
I refuse to answer that on the grounds that you remind me of a certain process server I used to know.
...damn...
Matt Groening's lawyers sent you, didn't they?
You know, there aren't that many lines of work open to woodland creatures. Nothing personal. But if you need a lawyer, I can recommend a pretty good wolverine I know.

 

by Lamb_Prey
3-02-01
Get out of my house, you process serving squirrel.
Mr. Groening has armies of woodland creatures at his disposal. Some of them versed in intellectual property law. Some of them rabid.
We're not doing this for profit. We're creating our own internally consistent noncommerical mythos. We're sampling the lowest dregs of pop culture.
Yadda yadda yadda. I can't represent this, but imagine my fingers are in my ears.
Let me demonstrate exactly what I mean.
Moh!

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