Glimpses of the Speed Dating Round Robin Portions ...
As you can tell by my stomach, I have a six-pack, and . . . a few extra cans thrown in.
What's your license plate number?
...and the tired bird said, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?"
Give me your license plate.
Gosh, you sure are pretty. I'm one of four identical qradruplets. Even if you don't pick me (*sniff*), someone who looks like me will probably run into you anyway.
