Medical Report

Author: Leperflesh

Date: December 11, 2001

by Leperflesh
12-11-01
Goddamn your head is freaking enormous!
This medical report says that I have terminal cancer! I'm going to die a slow, painful death!
Are you an Ethiopian or something?
My God! What should I do? Should I kill myself?
I also noticed that you have no crotch!
My whole life has been a joke. I've never done anything worthwhile, and now it's over!