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by LesWaste
2-03-03
COME ON NOW LITTLE GIRL ITS TIME TO GO TO HELL LOL J/K REALLY TIME TO DIE
LOOKS LIKE I'M BONED
I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A SKELETON, AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD
I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL
TEH END . . . OR IS IT?!
WELL THAT WAS EASY NOW TIME FOR BRUNCH
LOL

 

by LesWaste
2-03-03
HIPPIE MEETS ROBOT
I SMOKE LOTS OF DOOBS HOW ABOUT SOME SHROOMS I GOT MUNCHIES :-D
I AM A ROBOT
OH NO NOT AGAIN LOL
SAY NO TO WAR MAKE CHEESE NOT WAR LOL SERIOUSLY PEACE NOW
I AM DEVOID OF HUMAN EMOTIONS I AM COLD AND MACHINE-LIKE
THE COLD HARD TRUTH
WTF NOW I'M SO OLD WHERE HAVE THE YEARS GONE??!! IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE . . . :-(
0101011101010101010 1010101101010101010 1001001011110101010 1010101011010101010 10101101010101014 LOL J/K I AM ROBOT

 

by LesWaste
2-04-03
Rappers I monkey flip 'em with the funky rhythm I be kickin / Musician, inflictin composition / of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now / Bulletholes left in my peepholes / I'm suited up in street clothes / Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay / I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway / Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps / G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit / Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin / Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston / Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and / I ran like a cheetah with...
STFU

 

by LesWaste
2-04-03
LOL
ARE U A TERRORIST?
NO OF COURSE NOT I AM FROM PALESTINE
THE PLOT THICKENS
WHAT ARE YOU IF YOU AREN'T A TERRORIST?
I'M A SUICIDE BOMBER HERES MY BOMB
WE ALL LEARNED A LESSON TODAY :-(
U SON OF A BITCH

 

by LesWaste
2-04-03
OMG LOOK HOW WEIRD THIS IS!! :-O
Please, somebody help us! Get us out of here! This is a living Hell!
Please, God, kill me. . .
WTF LOL THIS IS SO WEIRD AND RANDOM 8-D
This is a nightmare!
I hate my life. I don't deserve this. I should have gone to law school.
LOL DON'T WORRY ITS SO WEIRD AND RANDOM BUT THAT MAKES IT FUNNY ;-)
Save us! Why aren't you saving us! You have the power to end this! Kill us and send us to Hell!
Hell can't possibly be worse than this. I would like to die and go to Hell. :-(

 

by LesWaste
2-08-03
RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS ;-)
Well its the M I crooked letter comin around the South, Rollin straight hammers and vogues in that old Southern slouch, Please, ain't nothin but incense in my atmosphere
I'm bendin corners in my 'llac boi, cause that's how we be rollin here, Deep, the slang is in effect because it's Georgia, Kicking the khakis and Adidas
THE POPE LIKES LITTLE BOYS :-O
Its that Southernplayalisticaddilac funky music
Now players if you choose it, You better make sure you don't abuse it, We gonna get cha hiiiighh, hiiiighhh
I'M NOT GOOD AT MAKING COMICS :-D
Bling Bling
No Rapping >:O

 

by LesWaste
2-09-03
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A ROBOT
Working in middle managment is very hard work but it is rewarding, let me tell you about it.
Uh-huh.
LOL J/K ITS REALLY A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FAT BALD GUY
I have loads of responsibilty let me tell you about the history of middle management it's very interesting to middler managers.
Nobody cares, jerk.
OH NO WAIT, THE FIRST PANEL WAS RIGHT, DAY IN THE LIFE OF A ROBOT
You know I heard from a very reliable resource that you are a cunt.
Words can hurt, you know!

 

by LesWaste
2-09-03
Start of movie
Hello my name is Bruce Willis what the hell is wrong with you?
I see dead people :(
Middle of movie
Don't be sad just do what they want and maybe they won't eat you?
That sounds like a good idea I'm such a good child actor I think I'll do a movie with Kevin Spacey
Teh end. . . or is it?
Holy crap I'm really a ghost and you're the only person who can see me
Who would have thunk it?

 

by LesWaste
2-09-03
DON'T READ THIS COMIC IT IS THE WORST EVER >:-(
I hope my blind date gets here soon ;-)
Hello you must be my date my name is Kangaroo Jane I used to be a man LOL
OK BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU >:-O
No I'm not your date, I'm here with someone else, um, its that girl over there by the end of the bar is my date :-D
Oh I'm sorry I hope I haven't been stood up again :-(
WELL OK BUT DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED CAUSE YOU WERE ;-(
Whew that was a close one I just hope the fat chick by the bar didn't hear me no date is better than a chubby one ;-)
Hi I'm the fat chick can I suck the shit out of your ass with a straw?

 

by LesWaste
2-22-03
I HATE YOU MOM CAUSE WE LIVE IN A TRAILER AND ALL YOU DO IS DRUGS I WANNA BE A FAMOUS RAPPER
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS PILLS ;)
HEY YOU ARE A GOOD RAPPER AND CUTE TOO ;) MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THE HORIZONTAL HO DOWN? ;)
OK BUT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT MY RAPPING SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO BE BIG AND FAMOUS AND HAVE A BIG FEUD WITH THE GUY FROM LIMP BIZKIT
At the rapping contest. . .
RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING
BOO YOU SUCK

 

by LesWaste
5-05-03
Knock Knock
Whose there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting cow wh--
MOOOOOO!
Fuck you, cunt.

 

by LesWaste
5-06-03
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE: FUCK HEAD
Stealing people's mail ;)
Paula Abdul: DUH, I REALLY LIKED IT Black Guy: IT WAS DOPE AND FRESH Simon: IT SUCKED!! YOU NIGGER!!
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO: DIRTY SLUT WHO WOULD DO SIMON TO WIN
I don't wany, anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself.
Paul Abdul: DUH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SINGING! Black guy: I FEELING IT, TIGHT! Simon: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GOD AWFUL!! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE PARKING LOT!
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE: THE FAT BLACK GUY
It drops deep, like it does in my breath, I don't sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Paula Abdul: DUH, I DON'T GET IT :) Black Guy: I HAVE A BIG PENIS YA'LL Simon: THAT WAS BRILLIANT!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR!! I MUST DRAW YOU!!

 

by LesWaste
5-09-03

 

by LesWaste
5-09-03
FIVE DOLLA SUCKY SUCKY
I have a coupon
THIS COUPON IS FOR TWO-FOR-ONE PRICE ON RIMJOBS >:O
So get to work. I'm straight bling-blinging baby!
I couldn't think of an ending for this comic. Sorry.

 

by LesWaste
5-09-03
My cunt has been bleeding for days and I can't get it to stop.
Have you tried wearing a diaper?
No.
:(

 

by LesWaste
5-09-03
Because they suck.
Why are we the default characters? Are we that popular?
Of course not.

 

by LesWaste
9-07-03
Yo dawg, who you?
Why Lil Bow Wow, I'm Mark Johnson, and I do believe you have my shoes
Ayo, I thought this shoes belongt' to Michael Jordan!
No Bow Wow! It wasn't the shoes that were magic!
Fo' sho sho?
Fo sho! The magic was inside you all along!

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