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by LetsKillMusic
5-12-03
it appears i have been fired from Kentucy Fried Chicken
yeah
apparently theyre turning it into an abortion clinic
well, McDonalds is next door so i guess you have to go where the business is
true

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-12-03
look at me. i teach photograpy and/or wanking can you tell?
i also own many village people sailor-esque tight t-shirts
but contrary to popular belief i dont fuck dead children.
did i hear you say children?

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-13-03
hey dude, what are you doing?
im going to hammer this nail into my head
why?
well, ever since i had the penis removed from my forhead i keep looking up into the sky because im used to adjusting for the weight of the dick. the nail will replace that weight.
youre just sick of birds shitting in your mouth, arent you?
actually thats the only thing ill miss

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-13-03
it just occured to me that all one really needs to make porn is a camera, a mirror and no pants.
but who to sell this too?
off to the local scout hall i go, i guess

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-13-03
after seeing the new ads for coca cola, i have realised that if i drank coke, then i would be so cool i would be rich and famous
as opposed to being so rich and famous that i snort coke to be cool. or something.
but then again maybe im unpopular because im a convicted peadophile

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-13-03
drink coke!
snort coke!
thats not the coke i meant
shut up you fucking advertisment
that hurts my feelings

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-14-03
maybe, since i entered this tertiary course by choice, i should try and get some work done, instead of procrastinating and making these stupid little comics
hmmmmmmmm
or maybe i should just shoot myself in my stupid fucking head

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-14-03
im a dumb racist fuck from a small town
when im not going down on white men(only) i can be found gossiping and selling muffins in the park with the other wifebeaters dreams
i cant die of stupidity yet i have to at least run for office first

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-14-03
i think windows is a reliable operating system that never crashes when i have to do 2 things at once.
i also think at real player doesnt lose/mix up all your mp3s if windows crashes and is great and reliable
i like it when people put clamps on my nuts and punch me in the face

 

by LetsKillMusic
5-25-03
i havent been out of my house in a long time. i just went to McDonalds
and im confused
since when did urinals have taps in them?

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