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by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
I can put ANYTHING in this space.
ANYTHING.

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
"Cum on in", eh? Well, we'll just see about THAT.
THAT was unexpected.

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
Wow! I never knew being anime was so exciting! It's like I have to talk really fast or I'll EXPLODE! And I'm ALWAYS wearing this school-girl outfit that just SCREAMS sexual suppression!
Metal tentacles again, eh?
Yes.
I do so LOVE the tentacles.
No.
Of course not.

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
Hey, can you do that thing again with the VOOOM and the KERPLOWITZ and the SCHING?
And the BLEEEE?!
Reee! BLEEECCHH!
Jeeeeaaaaaww! ROOOTOOTOO!!!
Well?
No.

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
For what? Is he all leathery or soft...and tender? Would it be artsy fartsy or wet and messy? Are the nickles shiny? Would I feel dirty about this afterwards? Wait, what was the question?
For nickels. He's tender. It'd be Wet and Farty. They're shiny like a FOX! UNshiny isn't even in T's vocabulary. T-Man is clean like candy...oh, yeah!
Would YOU grant Mr. T sexual favors?
...no.
All the better. T for me; none for you. Oh, yeah!

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
Undressed, eh? Not so bad...the script is weak, but the constant making out makes my heart SMILE. Maybe it'll get less dumb if I stare at it.
Oh, no! Prom is tomorrow! Let's make out!
Nope.
All that making out has made ME pretty thirsty...and NOTHING washes down a good making out like a smooth, refreshing making out.
Try staring at it some more.
Roger.

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
What do you say, Mr. President? The Iraqis have given you a dirty stare AGAIN!
Why don't we bomb them?
Again?
AGAIN!
Again!
YES!

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
Darren, do you know the way to the lady's room?
Processing sentence. Evaluating sentence. Scanning logic: Error 52. Error 52. Initiating arrogance.
Pathetic fool! Pee is for the WEAK!
Asshole
Darren-One. Penis-ZERO. Check and MATE.

 

by Lewd_Muse
5-29-01
Jenny, you are a dumb butt, and your butt smells, and you like to smell your own butt. With two votes, you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye.
So old.
Michael, YOU'RE a detective. Maybe you can dig up some clues as to why you're such a smelly retard.
So feisty.
If there's one thing I enjoy more than insulting you IDIOTS to make myself feel big, it's BURNING JEWS.
I WANT her.

 

by Lewd_Muse
10-17-01
Dear Tom Brokaw: You have Anthrax. Ha. Ha ha. Allah rules.
FAN MAIL?! Oh? Oh...Well, that's the last time TOM BROKAW opens a letter with no return address written in Hebrew!
Dear Tom Brokaw: You have AIDs. Ha. Ha ha. Homosexuals rule!
Nope...not fan mail. Not fan mail at ALL.

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