All comics by Licking_Tulips

 

by Licking_Tulips
5-15-07
Hey Steve. It seems we're working on a project together.
... oh god not Jerry again.
... Your realise you just said that out loud?
I hate Jerry.
... I hate you.
... I ain't taking it back.

 

by Licking_Tulips
5-15-07
What?
Hey Jerry! Guess What!
How the hell is that funny!?
I raped someone!
.... I hate you.

 

by Licking_Tulips
5-15-07
Thank God it's lunch break!
Hey that's offensive to my religion!
I didn't know you were catholic.
I'm not. I'm a Satanist. God's name is offensive to my ears.
...... So can you like rotate your head 360 degrees.
I'm not a freaking thermometer

 

by Licking_Tulips
5-16-07
Morning Steve!
... Please. I don't have to talk to you until I'm in the building.
You just talked to me.
.... Shut up.
Your awfully mean.
Please stop. I only just got out of jail.

 

by Licking_Tulips
5-17-07
Hey St-
Next peron who talks to me is gonna get nailed to my altar.
Finally he's gone. He's like the grasshopper in my skin. Won't stop annoying me.
I wish I had a bed.

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