Never Ask Advice From the Trash-Can Man

Author: LightMorpha71

Date: May 5, 2004

by LightMorpha71
5-05-04
I'm supposed to be fixing my roof, but I kept falling off.
Did you try holding on?
I held on as best I fucking could, but I fell off anyway. What should I do?
Maybe you just suck at fixing roofs.
You don't know do you?
No shit, you're talking to a guy who's living in a fucking trashcan. Of course I don't fucking know!