Why president Bush really choked on a pretzel

Author: Link182

Date: April 29, 2004

by Link182
4-29-04
My plan to take over the world is complete...
Ok what is it that I have to do?
Here's a bag of pretzel's take them to the white house, I think you know what to do from there.
Do not worry, ninja manuel will complete the task
In news today a man dressed as a ninja tried to kill the president by throwing pretzels at him, one pretzel got lodged in the throat of the president but he survived. The ninja is still at large, and
is believed to be extremly dumb.