Robot Penis

Author: Linkin714

Date: March 8, 2003

by Linkin714
3-08-03
Good evening sir, I'm here on behalf of the Spruce Goose Penis Enlargement Company. You look like just the man that would be interested in one of our FINE penis pumps or enlargement suppliments.
Excuse me, but I may be wrong here, but I think I'm a robot...you're trying to sell a pump for a human wang to a robot.
Robots have penises too, right?
No.
Shit. This always happens to me...I find a nice person, and they don't have a penis.