My shitty attempt at a star trek parody

Author: Linkin714

Date: March 8, 2003

by Linkin714
3-08-03
What I wouldn't give for a good old fashioned gorkelbek 8 titted hooker right now...
Oh, really?
Sounds like a deal!
Picard, I shall make you an offer. Your soul for a hooker.
I said Gorkelbek, not Octoskank! DAMN YOU SATAN!
Where am I? Hey there big boy...how's about you and me take a ride on the tentacle train of LOOOOOVE?