A new series

Author: Linkin714

Date: March 8, 2003

by Linkin714
3-08-03
I'd like to take the time to introduce you to Pete, the piss powered robot.
Good evening everyone. I am Pete, the piss powered robot.
My creator says that I'm his most worthless creation. I was dismayed when I heard that, so I killed him with my ultra powerful Urine Laser.
I'd like to take the time to introduce you to Pete, the piss powered robot.
I'd also like to warn everyone that I'm prone to bouts of 1337 speak, as you humans call it.
Why me? This guy smells terrible.