Don't fuck with pete.

Author: Linkin714

Date: March 8, 2003

by Linkin714
3-08-03
Hello there human child. I am Pete, The Urine Powered Robot. I am unit code X-1. At your Service.
Dear god, you smell like piss.
What is thy bidding, master?
For you to take a fucking shower, you pissbucket.
NO! INSOLENT n00b! I sh4ll pnwx0r j00r pathetic hum4n rac3!
What the hell are you talking abo....AHH!