Randomness

Author: Linkin714

Date: March 8, 2003

by Linkin714
3-08-03
Look at me. I'm green. I'm also wearing Short Shorts. I'm hung like a horse.
Look, you aren't special. I have feet for ears, goddamn it.
I'm a masturbating dog on a ball, Yep. I'm also talking to you. I'm also hung like an elephant.
I am grateful to be allowed to speak to you, master.
Insolent n00b! DO NOT SPEAK TO T3h MASTURBATING DOG ON A BALL!1111
Greetings almighty masturbating dogonball! *sobs*