CounterStrike Noob + Chick = No Date

Author: LittleBaldDoc

Date: September 23, 2001

by LittleBaldDoc
9-23-01
A CounterStrike player is at a party...
Hey that chick is pretty hot, maybe if I impress her, she'll go out with me!
Hey, I don't think I've seen you around before.
PH34R M3H L337 5K1LL5!!!
Ok.... I'm going to go over here now...
Dammit!!! Why doesn't that work in Real-Life(tm)?