Blink's Delimma by Littlefish3-28-05 After weeks of lonliness, Blink seeks help from the house of God. Ever since Jennie left me, I can't seem to find anyone who has her special qualities. I know just what you need, my child. Only God can give you the fulfillment you seek in life! ...God gives blow jobs?
"Special Relationship" by Littlefish3-28-05 Searching for fulfillment, Blink takes up the Church's offer. Don't worry, I know just who you need to see. ... Just wait right here. ! Now, I hear you want a "special relationship" with god...
Oh, How We Give Unselfishly... by Littlefish3-28-05 After the tsunami that rocked Indonesia many felt hopeless. "How can we help!?" They asked... DONATE NOW! Send tsunami victims and whats left of their families on all-expenses paid dream vacations! Thank you Mormons! Make a victim happy today! (Paid for by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Yay! With every donation a free "I donated to victims and all I got was this stupid hoody" sweater!
