Semen

Author: LivingDeadVirus

Date: July 6, 2007

by LivingDeadVirus
7-06-07
What the fuck are you doing in a fast food resturaunt, fatty? You should be losing weight, not stuffing yourself with burgers.
Don't judge me, you anorexic whore!
Fine, what can I get you?
I'll have three burgers.
You know the secret sauce in those burgers is made from semen and piss? That's what gives it the salty but sweet taste.