A short and accurate history of microsoft

Author: Lizardboy

Date: August 20, 2002

by Lizardboy
8-20-02
How's the evil going?
Excellent, soon my new company, microsoft, will monopolize the market!
Phase 1, Windows 95, will soon be done...
I'll go tell satan, he'll be pleased
...and when we find a bug, we'll make the customers pay for an upgrade!
Astonishing! That's even better than my idea for McDonalds.