News That's Not Worthy

Author: Lizardman

Date: November 5, 2001

by Lizardman
11-05-01
Near Afghanistan
Thank you for coming to my press conference. I'll take the first question.
Are your tireless attacks on the Taliban effective?
We've destroyed most of their supplies, their air support, and ruined moral.
But how have you noticed a difference?
Next question, please?