Excuses, excuses.

Author: LockeDown

Date: July 9, 2002

by LockeDown
7-09-02
Crime: Speeding
I didn't see the sign, it went by too quick. You should make some slower signs.
Crime: DUI
You can't prove that I was drinking...Dammit, I was just holding this for my girlfriend. Go ask her, she's in the trunk.
Crime: Stolen Vehicle
Hey, I bought this car with my own money. I work goddamnit. Want some weed?
You know it.