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by Lord_Azala
9-25-01
Hi! I'm Azala. this is my funny comic. two things you should know about me is I say "word." and "yo." alot. annoyingly so, word.
Word, yo.
so this is the part where I make a dick joke and the punchline is my pal here farts.
I ain't doin it, yo.
bloody hell... it happend again.
Word, yo.

 

by Lord_Azala
9-25-01
damn it. what am I gonna do now, yo?
just don't bleed on me, word.
dude, I.. I dont....gah....*thud*
uh dude?
to be continued, yo.
uh oh...

 

by Lord_Azala
9-26-01
Word. So I took his wallet and left.
you mean you didnt even check to see if he was still alive? you just left him for dead in that trashcan?
HAHAAHAHAHAHA,word, HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAAHHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAAHAHA HAHAAHA

 

by Lord_Azala
9-27-01
Elsewhere
Yeap, The Big City sure is a nice place. I just hope I don't see anything that may cause me to have a bad impression of it.
H..Help me, yo
Aw, cowplop. Well what happend tah you? hey hold on here...your that there Azala fellow aint yah?
Screw this. I'm getting a Latte.
I've brought this apoun myself....

 

by Lord_Azala
9-27-01
oooh my head....
Aw, damn it. Mooooooom! there's another Hobo livin in the trashcan!
yo, for your information kid I'm not a hobo. I'm just some guy who jammed a nail in his head and woke up in a trashcan
oh...
why, god, why?
does that mean you don't have any smack?

 

by Lord_Azala
9-27-01
Okay so we gave you some cloths and bandaged your head wound up, now go away.
Thanks, yo.
*slam*
Say....didn't I have a wallet?
Okay kid, open that door and gimmie my money back!

 

by Lord_Azala
9-28-01
You think you've won kid? I'll be back!
Around the back of the house
Ah hah! electrical wires AND the main gas line together
well, thank god he's gone now....say *sniff sniff* do I smell gas?

 

by Lord_Azala
9-28-01
so it was after the house blew up I remebered that gas and electricity makes things explode.
wow, and the funny part is it was I who stole you wallet the whole time.
....what?
erm...nothing, say do you think anyone survived the explosion?
meanwhile
oh, god! mother noooooo!!! I swear I will avenge thee!

 

by Lord_Azala
10-02-01
Hi everyone! Az here, I just wanted to make a strip dedicated to my #1 fan Mako! also known as Annie(last name withheld)
damn right she loves us. specially me.
so here's a letter from our #1 fan. Dear Azala, I was really reading these out of pity. you suck. love Annie
uhh...
maby I should have read this before I decided to make a strip out of it
idiot.

 

by Lord_Azala
10-02-01
Hi! this here is my good friend Mako. she won the "Be Azala's Pal for the day" contest.
Great to be here Az!
okay we're done. get out.

 

by Lord_Azala
10-09-01
uh oh its almost time for a new comic and I'm out of ideas, yo.
oh shit! we're on! think of something quick!
_______________PIE!!!______________
WE LO
VE PIE!
Brilliant!
Brilliant!

 

by Lord_Azala
7-29-02
Hey, its me the Az-man. I'm back and funnier than ever.
No your not.
well...
also whats up with the title of this? no one demanded we come back? this comic sucked.
damn! it happend again!
hahaahahaha! I was wrong you still got it Azala!

 

by Lord_Azala
7-29-02
meanwhile, at the creepy gay pedophile scientists house.
All right Scientist. you give me super powers so I can avenge my mother's death.
yes! but first you have to do something for me.... something... naughty.
I'm not going to sleep with you,
damn! okay then how about if you just dress like a woman and spank it?
no.
very well. then I will do it for nothing.

 

by Lord_Azala
7-30-02
Now don't worry this machine will give you powers and only leave you unconsious and vulnerable to molestation for several hours
I'm not worried. I plan on killing you now that I have the machine that will give me super powers
what?! gaaaaaah!
Yes! while you were starting at my young boyish ass I managed to fill your pockets with powder that randomly bursts into flames
could you at least pee on me to my ashes from smoldering?
god even in death your a creepy gay pedophile.

 

by Lord_Azala
7-30-02
BAMF!!
Hah! the machine has made me super strong and in the process destroyed itself.
I just hope I wasn't given a crippiling weakness as well
Such as hallucinating a smart ass sidekick?

 

by Lord_Azala
7-30-02
Reality
...so you see Bill, this is why everyone EXCEPT me is gay.
Fabian... you fuck men. your gay. everyone knows nobody cares.
How Super-Child sees things.
Glorpy Snappy foo foo?
Gleepy Snaggy noony FOONA FOONA! GO laa laa.. Snork? SNORK!
DAMN IT! despite all my powers my now warped views will render me unable to track down my mother's killer.
Trust me your better off NOT knowing what there doing.... (jesus's he's trying to suck his cock...)

 

by Lord_Azala
7-31-02
I swear if this line doesn't move soon everyone dies!
..all work and no play all work and no play all work and no play all work and no play all work and no play all work and no play all work and no play..
whats the freakin HOLD UP MAN!
I dunno man I think this may be the Serial Killers Club Meeting.
were here for the Clogging tounrament!
Are you guys SURE you in the right place?

 

by Lord_Azala
7-31-02
Whats the problem? just let us in.
I don't think you'd fit in here.
rejected?!?! don't make me stab you!
Are you Theatening me?
What if I am?
Then you'll meet my good friend, Mr.Stabbems, here.

 

by Lord_Azala
7-31-02
And don't come back!
...yes... sir...
oh my innards... they've been stabbed repeatedly...
there you are! I figured I'd find you in the back here.
How did you get past the killers?
I'm a member.

 

by Lord_Azala
7-31-02
One Hour Later, at the Hospital
okay now that Ive been healed how did YOU join the Serial Killers club?
well after you blew up the childs house, I told them I did it and they made me a member
YOU JERK! that was MY kill! Im going to march down there and DEMAND they make me a member.
I think thats a bad Idea, Az
One Hour Later
I told you.
innards... bleeding... shut... up...

 

by Lord_Azala
8-01-02
It seems that somehow thru some wierd twist of fate you, Tayzor, can see past my hallcinations
Sounds about Right.
which is quite strange seeing how you yourself are one of my halucinations
its quite a trip huh?
its a good thing I've gone crazy otherwise I might go into a coma trying to figure this out
how do you know your not already in a coma?

 

by Lord_Azala
8-02-02
whaddya mean how do I know I'm not? are you telling me I AM in a coma?
no no no no nononononono.. well yes.
how can this be?!?!
Well the Scientist has drugged you up and is currently molesting you
*Flash of reality*
Yeah! Yeah! take all my Scientist cock! yeah mmmm! your drugged up anus feels SOOOO good... GMMM GOD!!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-07-02
As you can see I've obviously run out of idea's again. therefor the next few comics will start my favoright actor...
George Castanza!!
Thats Jason Alexander.
stuff a sock in it Castanza
My agent is SO fired.

 

by Lord_Azala
8-10-02
Back in Azala's Apartment
Whats up with Toothpaste? I mean who uses it? who ARE these people?
okay! STOP! this is a rip-off of seinfeld. I thought I was here to replace your normal sidekick for a week of filler comics
well....
AND ANOTHER THING your jokes suck! at least Seinfeld had good writers!
but I write all the....
Jesus this is pathetic! I'm outta here!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-12-02
I swear this is the worst job since they had me be the voice of Duckman! I swear to chirst I'm outta here. I'll just exit thru this castle here.
... OKAY NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SCIENTIST WHO MOLESTED KIDS HERE!!
OH YEAH! Take it little boy!... oh hi, you must be the new guy. sorry I cant turn around but this little boy's anus feels so good on my dick.
Dude!.... lemmy get a hit of that.
fuck off! he's mine!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-12-02
Thats it! Time to teach you a little trick my good friend Jack Black taught me in Shallow Hal!
Bring it!... no wait I can't turn around I'm still stuck in this little boy!
~~~~~~~~*KARATE CHOP*~~~~~~~~~
Gah... you bastard
ooo yeah, whose your Castanza? who is it? thats right I am! scream my name! DUCKMAN! SCREAM IT!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-17-02
Dude, I'm sorry! it was a marketing thing thats all.
First you replace me with Annie and now Castanza?... CASTANZA!?! dont even look at me.
Aw come on! he left and I need you.
Your dead to me now!
-sigh- its no use...
I'm going to murder that Castanza bastard.

 

by Lord_Azala
8-17-02
this abandoned wear house should give me a good view into that Scientist Castle
Got him!
OH YEAH YOUR MY BITCH AND I'M YOUR DAAAADY I..I....I'M CUU-
*BLAMO*

 

by Lord_Azala
8-17-02
.... might as well kill this freak too.
ugh my head... there is blood everywhere... its so... hot... I need to fuck that boy some more
*BLAMO*
This is just too easy
I'm free! whatever killed these two pedophiles severed the part of the machine that kept me in a coma!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-14-03
well I went and did it. I told people about these comics and now everyone is doing it
yeah good going jagoff.
look don't worry I'll just ki-WHAT THE HELL!
GRAAH!
aw fu-I mean Hi buddy!
Heeeeeers Goji!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-14-03
The Az n Goji show!
yeah... welcome to the Az and Goji show....
thats right motha fuckas I is takin over!
The Goji n Pals show!
so, should we start with the classic bit?
hell no! we be doin things Goji way!
The Goji show!
so..... then what?
I dunno, I was hopin youd just leave

 

by Lord_Azala
8-14-03
you are SO not taking over my show! get out or Else!
allright allright I got my own comic to get too.
oh well.... now what should I do.
*appaulse*
FUCK!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-15-03
Pyras, your comics are just recycled catchphrases and I have a letter here to put a stop...
All your base are belong to us.
....uh what?
Victory is mine! Holy Crap! For Great Justice! toon town! you waskally wabbit! sufferin succotash!
Jesus you don't even realize what your doing do you?
THATS MY MOMMA! HOLD ON HOSS! YOU ARE WATCHING FOX! DOH! AYE CARAMBA!

 

by Lord_Azala
8-22-03
Hey Pyras.
yo.... hey Az... did you steal my tickets to see Aerosmith?
who me? what? no way! never!
....
no.
Look just gimmie my freaking tickets back

 

by Lord_Azala
9-15-03
Awsome!... wait I thought it was Aerosmith..
Well here we are at the KISS concernt!
oh okay, but what happend to pyras?
No, I decided I liked KISS more.
Elsewhere...
LEMMY OUTTA HERE!!!

 

by Lord_Azala
9-20-03
And now... NOT KISS!
Boo! you suck!
AAAAAAAH! Rock out!
God damn I hate coverbands.
Yeah but at least we know KISS will be on soon
And now! 50 more bands who arn't KISS!
Fuck!
Fuck!

 

by Lord_Azala
9-20-03
I can't belive it. I was robbed yet I'm in jail. the system sucks.
Allright Punk, lets go.
Allright! you mean I'm finally getting out of this hellhole?
No, it means its time for you to be sodomized by The Gimp.
Pretty boy.... pretty booy...
OH GOD NO! AZ RAN OUT OF IDEAS AGAIN!!!!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
Thank god I did a new comic. that old one sucked
yeah like everything else you do. hey whatever happend to pyras?
I dunno.
oh.
Meanwhile
Lemmy out dis here ting!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
And now 3,000 more bands that arn't KISS!
I'm getting sick of waiting for KISS,
Me too... lets ditch.
Well that was a waste of a evening... hey lets go get some pizza.
Yeah okay. I'm tired of walking around in circles pretending we have a house anyways.
Not so fast Az! I demand my tickets back!
whoops ran out of room! to be continued!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
okay Mister man! no more skimping out!
yeah sorry about that Pyras. I scalped your tickets.
oh.
yup.
Wanna go get pizza?
Sure.

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
And so they got Pizza.
Horay Pizza!
Horay Pizza!
Then Pyras went back to Jail
What? NOOOOOOO
And life continues as normal
Damn it! it happened again!
You suck!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
Interview!
Okay.... Mr. Goji... What can you bring to my comic?
Well, Az, I have this cup.
Well? whats inside of it?
Oh well I can't tell you.
NEXT!
Damn you cup! this is all your fault!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
Interviews continue!
Okay, so who're you and what can you bring to the strip?
well my name is Sam and I go by the GREAT SAIYAMAN!
....
Also I wear pants.
You're an idiot arn't you?

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
Last one I swear!
Oh great Pyras. allright lets hear why you should be in my comic.
well Az, I'm an easy target who you can take advantage of!
Yes but are you funny?
...
OUT!
Tartar sauce.

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
Okay Goji, spill it. whats in your cup?
You really wanna know?
Duh, everyone does.
Well okay the answer is...
*GASP!*
Holy Moly!
Not so fast, Mr. Bond.

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
The Plot thickens!
Whats going on here!
Sorry for the Theatrics Mr.Gojibond but your goverment needs you... and your cup.
-gasp- you mean..?
Correct! the unspeakable evil has happned and we need your help. But there is only one other man who can help you in this
Oh no... not HIM anyone but him!
you damn kids! Get off my lawn before I gut you and hang you on my wall like I did to the miller boy!
whaaaa run!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-21-04
Azala's house!
Okay I guess I have to do this... be strong Goji be strong. *knock*knock*
Goji! what a pleasant surprize! what can I do for you?
Allright you! lets go! its time to save the world from unspeakable evil and danger!
*SLAM*
Crap.. I came on too strong.

 

by Lord_Azala
11-22-04
The quest continues...
screw you!
Come on Az! we have to go save the world! Don't make me use the Cup!
give me one good reason to help you!
One word: Chicks.
I'm in.
score.

 

by Lord_Azala
11-22-04
Well Az's on board.
Excellent work Mr.Gojibond.... uh where is he?
He said he was going to his lab to build something to help us out.
But I have plenty of gadets for you here in my coat!
Well whatever he's doing I'm sure its for the best
Mwa-ahahaha! I'll show them! I'll show them all!

 

by Lord_Azala
11-22-04
Az!! what are you doing!
MWA-HAAHAAHAAH-huh?
But won't that kill us?
Me? Oh I'm blowing up the world to stop the evil power.
DUN DUN DUN!!!!

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