D&D: The Epic Of King Uther 5

Author: Lord_Vodek

Date: February 5, 2011

by Lord_Vodek
2-05-11
Your kick attack misses due to stupidity and Reggie hits you in the back with an arrow doing 3 damage
Oh come on. I slept with your girlfriend one time in highschool
I shoot several more arrows with enthusiasm
Reggie manages to pin the demon to the wall with a series of critical hits and gives you the chance to smite it with your sword
I drive my sword through the foul beasts heart with righteous fury
I shoot Eric in the back for fun
The arrow distracts you and you miss the demons heart by an inch
I'm going to behead both of you when this session is over
Totally worth it