Apocalypse Forecast I

Author: Lord_Vodek

Date: January 3, 2014

by Lord_Vodek
1-03-14
Today's apocalypse forecast has been brought to by Gum balls! "Put those balls in your mouth!"
It appears we have a 35% chance of apocalypse by mole people.
That's right Susan it appears the mole people have at last revealed themselves and are soon going to overrun the surface
It appears their only weakness is golf clubs clipping the top of their heads. Here's Tom with the weather.
Why am I out here where the mole people can get me?