Ripped from the headlines! (dramatic music here)

Author: Lordfly

Date: January 22, 2001

by Lordfly
1-22-01
"The United Nations today concluded a study that shows that global warming is increasing faster than previously thought."
That's ludicrous! Only an idiot would believe that the earth is getting hotter and hotter because I drive a beat up Caddilac!
AAH!
The UN also said that spontaneous combustion is not entirely unfeasible now, and that flammable people should submerge in water.