Lowpass AutoBiography: Where Toons Tell their Tale

Author: Lordfly

Date: January 24, 2001

by Lordfly
1-24-01
Hello. I'm Quirky Zots. You know me as the guy that always gets typecast as a mad scientist type.
"I'm usually portrayed animating dead skeletons or shown lighting people on fire. The truth is, I abhor violence and evil."
Look at me! I'm all skin and bones! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
And I'm actually not smiling all the time; I suffer from lockjaw. A rabid squirrel bit me when I was six, and ever since then I was made fun of for looking like--
Whoops! Sorry, out of time. Tune in next week!