I just flew from Uranus, and boy are my arms tired!

Author: Lordfly

Date: July 24, 2001

by Lordfly
7-24-01
A hiatus screeches to a halt.
Ta-da! I'm back!
And.... you are?
Why, I'm Lordfly! I cyrogenically froze myself to return to a point in the future when Lowpass would be free of rectum jokes and typos!
Uh huh. Well, um... Ladflog, is it?.. I hope ya enjoy your stay here anyway. We've got about 29,000 typo-ridden assjokes and counting.
Exit, stage right.
Hmm... maybe if i buy a metric ton of ice....
Hey! Where ya going? Did you hear the one about the penguin colon and the qwerty keyboard?