One Blasphemy, bartender, hold the brimstone.

Author: Lordfly

Date: January 7, 2001

by Lordfly
1-07-01
So Jesus walks into a bar...
Well, it's been 2000 years since I've done this... let's see if I've still got the charm.
I AM JESUS, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR! I DIED FOR YOUR SINS! LOVE ME!
Heh. Chicks dig it.