Beer Jockey Chronicles

Author: Lorno

Date: September 27, 2009

by Lorno
9-27-09
early saturday morning
Can I help you find anything?
Where are your single beer's?
The lunatic holds two cans of beer up to the light and starts drooling slightly from the corner of his mouth
Just over there in the cooler
I am here master, I'm coming
The lunatic identifies himself as prisoner # 34678 and demands a cab and begins guzzling his beer spilling most of it on his face and shirt
Will that be everything?
Have you met God?...If the queen knew how much gold and silver is hidden in the hills there would be trouble