Beer Jockey Chronicles

Author: Lorno

Date: September 27, 2009

by Lorno
9-27-09
A 70 year old man shows up on his lil rascal scooter decked out with skulls and chrome
Hi Moe, hows it going today?
mrmrmr grumble mrmrms I'm always happy, I like puppies. I had 99 heart attacks last night, I have been married 13 times mrmrmr grumble mrmrms I have 300 tattoos
Moe always shares his tall talls
Well you take care Moe, OK
always, always, mrmrmr grumble mrmrms you dont play too hard you hear mrmrmr grumble mrmrms
Moe hops on his lil scooter and zips on home
I can't belive that man is still alive the way he drinks, go have another heart attack you crazy bastard
mrmrmr grumble mrmrms I got to get Denis his beer